SUNDAYS.

There are three things I hate more than my life itself: burnt toast, people who fight with dogs and Sundays.

I HATE SUNDAYS.

A. Everything closes early.
B. I DON'T WATCH SPORTS. WHAT ARE SPORTS. I HATE THEM.
C. Everyone has a lazy day with their girlfriend.

I DON'T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND. I'M CASEY HIME. HI MY NAME IS CASEY HI.

So here are things I recommend doing on Sundays BY YOURSELF... or with your cat... THAT ISN'T EVEN YOURS BECAUSE IT'S YOUR ROOMMATE'S BUT HE DOESN'T APPRECIATE HER NEARLY AS MUCH AS YOU DO AND YOUR ROOMMATE HAS A GIRLFRIEND THAT HE LIVES WITH AND IS LAZY WITH ON SUNDAYS.

1. Eat chips and salsa. Say "ole" after every bite.

2. Listen to every KoRn CD you own (I own all of them) at the loudest volume and hammer pictures of your ex-girlfriends with big red x's on their faces into your wall.

3. Watch Bolt. Cry. Repeat.

4. Make dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets then throw a baseball at them.

5. Bring back the phrase "PSYCH!"

6. Light candles and sing "Nothing Compares to You" by Sinead O'Conner. Ripping up a picture of the pope at the end is optional. I do it... roughly every other time.

7. Write a comic book about a seagull and a boy who became friends against all odds and became a crime fighting duo and in the end the seagull dies from pollution and the boy gets arrested for tax evasion.

8. Sit on Big Bird's star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame and cry.

9. Make out with cougars.

10. Go to "The Limited" and ask where the men's section is. Giggle as you run out.